User Profile

Heya, th' name's Casey J. Kat. I'm a stunningly handsome four-year-old Tabby-Abyssinian tom with a grey and white coat, a stylin' set of socks, and yellow-green eyes that see a whole lot more than y'think. Currently prowling about the San Fran bay area, single, versatile, and looking for that special ladycat to take on long walks at night. *purrs*

...what, you actually expect me to write a bio? Okay, fine:

I popped outta some random housecat that accidentally got knocked up - like most of us mutts - and grew up somewhere in the suburbs of... uh... Madison, Wisconsin? Being inside all the time was boring, so I pretty much wandered wherever I wanted 'til the po-po got me, trew me into th' slammer, cut off m'nuts n' left me there for awhile to wonder if I shoulda followed that hot piece of ass back to the snobby part of town. I guess those sick fucks felt like they tortured me enough after that, 'cause they sent me home with some tomboy stoner chick after a week... an' I've kinda been following her around ever since, 'cause... eh, I like 'er. *shrug* We took a long-ass trip a few years ago and ended up in a totally different place - but it's warmer and they actually let me outside, so... hey, I think Cali's pretty awesome.

I lived with a buddy once. Was goin' stir-crazy in that Wisko apartment for weeks, and suddenly she brings home this neurotic gray chatterbox cat with a stub for a tail. They called 'im Dewey - didn't get along so well at first, but I think he ended up likin' me a little too much, if ya know what I mean. He wandered off and got hisself lost in a strange town one day, the dumbass... okay, so I still miss 'im. Kinda.

We've moved alot, but I'm adaptable and humans seem to like me, so I've had it pretty easy so far. What can I say, I'm a total attention whore and I tend to get what I want... one way or another. *grin*

...what? Fuck you, man. I'm like... an alley cat with style, so I deserve it.